For our first course, snack a bit on the stupid that burns: "Professor says Trump and racism make black women fat". https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=13866
(Donald Trump makes the donuts, too, I guess!)
If you haven't killed enough brain cells digesting that, chow down on some high-protein ridiculousness: "Madison declares racism to be a "public health" crisis".
(crime is simply a sickness caused by racism, dontcha know?)
And finally, for dessert, a morsel of the New, Improved Madison: "Teen thugs beat dad in front of daughter outside clothing store".
(ages ascertained, but not race of suspects...)
Now, for those of you who are feeling dyspeptic already from your binge of inanity, here's a way for you to purge (warning: upchuck alert): "Your poop is racist".
Don't forget to flush.