Since Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez called the fight against climate change her "generation's World War II," Dan O'Donnell hilariously imagined what that would actually sound like.
Dateline: Paris, France. Allied forces win a critical battle against a one-degree temperature rise. President Ocasio-Cortez praises our boys for bombing a two-bedroom house that was running its air conditioner a little too long. In Germany, a new battlefront opens up as a guy lets his SUV idle in the driveway for three minutes. And in Imperial Japan, forces overrun a duplex where the TVwas left on even though everyone was in the other room.