File this one under the heading "Not Satire":

University math "scholars" now claim that the reason why white and Asian kids do better in math is that math ITSELF is racist.  

No, really.  See for yourself:  http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/paper-too-much-whiteness-math-education#.WQCgLqhclGQ.twitter

OK...so 2+2 doesn't equal 4.  It equals RACISM.  Check.

Not to be outdone, university ENGLISH "scholars" also say that GRAMMAR is racist.  Yep:  http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/02/22/university-of-washington-declares-correct-grammar-is-racist/

And lest you think we're done, still OTHER university scholars think TIMELINESS is racist.  http://www.dailywire.com/news/15383/apparently-its-now-racist-expect-people-shown-time-amanda-prestigiacomo#exit-modal

Just so we're all clear:  being able to balance a checkbook, show up on time at work and speak and write grammatically proper sentences is RACIST.  Obviously.

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