File this one under the heading "Not Satire":
University math "scholars" now claim that the reason why white and Asian kids do better in math is that math ITSELF is racist.
No, really. See for yourself: http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/paper-too-much-whiteness-math-education#.WQCgLqhclGQ.twitter
OK...so 2+2 doesn't equal 4. It equals RACISM. Check.
Not to be outdone, university ENGLISH "scholars" also say that GRAMMAR is racist. Yep: http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/02/22/university-of-washington-declares-correct-grammar-is-racist/
And lest you think we're done, still OTHER university scholars think TIMELINESS is racist. http://www.dailywire.com/news/15383/apparently-its-now-racist-expect-people-shown-time-amanda-prestigiacomo#exit-modal
Just so we're all clear: being able to balance a checkbook, show up on time at work and speak and write grammatically proper sentences is RACIST. Obviously.