Are ze concerned about using the correct pronouns for xir friends? Do fae want to be the best version of leafself? Then xi should look no further than the guide to "neopronouns" that CNN somehow published with a straight face.
From the guide:
For someone who uses the nounself pronoun “leaf,” that may look like: “I hope leaf knows how proud we are that leaf is getting to know leafself better!” or “Leaf arrived at the coffee shop before me; I was mortified to have been late to meet leaf.”
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