A Brutally Honest Biden Commercial

Now that Joe Biden has announced his run for the presidency, we here at "The Dan O'Donnell Show" have put together a brutally honest campaign commercial for him.


The beauty of America lies in the beauty of its people—specifically its female people. And only Joe Biden can truly appreciate that beauty—the curves of its body, the soft contours of its cheeks, the smell—oh, that intoxicating smell of its hair. *Sniiiiiiiiffff*, aaaaaaaah.

Other candidates only talk about the beauty of America, but only Joe Biden feels it, touches it, gives it a gentle kiss on the forehead. Only Joe Biden will nuzzle up behind America, put his hands on its shoulders and whisper in its ear “You’re the most gorgeous country in the world, baby.”

Joe Biden, a man who won’t just feel America, he’ll feel it up.

Dan O'Donnell

Dan O'Donnell

Common Sense Central is edited by WISN's Dan O'Donnell. Dan provides unique conservative commentary and analysis of stories that the mainstream media often overlooks. Read more


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