Walker Maui

In Dan O'Donnell's new parody of "You're Welcome" from Disney's "Moana," Governor Walker brags about landing the Foxconn plant (and about all of his other big accomplishments in office). Listen to it here!

Okay, okay. I see what’s happening here.
You’re face to face with success and it’s strange.
You don’t even know what to say, it’s adorable.
Well it’s nice to see Democrats never change.
Open your eyes, let’s begin.
Yes it’s really them, it’s Foxconn, breathe it in.
I know it’s a lot, my win, it burns,
‘Cause you know I clinched a third term.

What can I say except you’re welcome?
For thirteen thousand jobs
Hey it’s okay, okay you’re welcome.
For new investment coming in gobs.
Hey, what has two thumbs and got the big prize,
10 billion for WI? This guy!
When the chips were down, who won the plant from Ohio?
You’re looking at him, yo!
Oh, also I beat the unions, you’re welcome
And saved Wisconsin’s reserve funds.
Also, I slashed our jobless rate, you’re welcome
And got you all sweet tax rebates.

So what can I say except you’re welcome?
For repealing prevailing wage
You won’t overpay, okay, you’re welcome
I guess I just make liberals rage
You’re welcome, you’re welcome

Well, come to think of it
Folks, honestly I could go on and on
How I changed the course that Wisconsin was on
Act 10 savings you found
Oh that was Walker just messing around
Right to work and Voter ID
Now I ensure the Dems can’t cheat
What’s the lesson, what is the takeaway?
Don’t mess with Walker ‘cause he is right here to stay
And the protesters unions bring in
Can’t even stop the recalls I win
Look what I’ve done, without even tryin’
Already next year’s opponents are cryin’
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hey

Well anyway, let me say you’re welcome
For the wonderful state you know
Hey, it’s okay, it’s okay, you’re welcome
Employment’s high and taxes are low
Hey it’s the day to say you’re welcome
Men and women, girls and the boys
The sky’s not gray today, you’re welcome
‘Cause of me, Wisconsin’s not Illinois
You’re welcome, you’re welcome
And thank you!